Sheoldred, the Apocalypse Foil

Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Praetor

Deathtouch Whenever you draw a card, you gain 2 life. Whenever an opponent draws a card, they lose 2 life.

"Captain, are you going to punch me again, over and over, until your arm weakens? Clearly you want to. So tell me, why did you allow me to live?"