Willie Lumpkin, Postman Foil

Legendary Creature — Human Citizen

Willie Lumpkin can't be blocked. Whenever Willie Lumpkin deals combat damage to an opponent, you draw a card and that player may draw a card. If they do, that player can't attack you or permanents you control during their next turn.

Neither snow nor rain nor Doombots nor Galactus stays him from his appointed rounds.